








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 734 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,117 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2346 | 13% |
| Smokes | 6857 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 4638 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4276 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,075,967 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1594 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fatal | 52% | 231 |
| #2 | Rex | 48% | 84 |
| #3 | Frezzing123 | 46% | 203 |
| #4 | Weeb | 46% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fatal | 52% | 231 |
| #2 | Rex | 48% | 84 |
| #3 | Frezzing123 | 46% | 203 |
| #4 | Weeb | 46% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fatal | 18 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Weeb | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Frezzing123 | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Rex | 7 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fatal | 579 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | Frezzing123 | 452 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | Weeb | 387 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | Rex | 63 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Weeb | +1.87 | 58 | 61 |
| #2 | Frezzing123 | +0.11 | 64 | 59 |
| #3 | fatal | -0.25 | 52 | 42 |
| #4 | crack | -0.94 | 41 | 44 |
| #5 | Rex | -1.21 | 25 | 51 |





