








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
476 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,805 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 544 | 19% |
| Smokes | 666 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1047 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 548 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $163,424 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aDn | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Hussein | 47% | 47 |
| #3 | ✪ oSi | 46% | 65 |
| #4 | SCINOOOO | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aDn | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Hussein | 47% | 47 |
| #3 | ✪ oSi | 46% | 65 |
| #4 | SCINOOOO | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hussein | 17 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | SCINOOOO | 8 | 0.0237 |
| #3 | aDn | 3 | 0.0156 |
| #4 | ✪ oSi | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hussein | 161 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | SCINOOOO | 69 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪ oSi | 31 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | aDn | 31 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ oSi | +5.20 | 94 | 45 |
| #2 | Hussein | +1.07 | 50 | 62 |
| #3 | aDn | -0.28 | 46 | 57 |
| #4 | SCINOOOO | -1.67 | 32 | 67 |
| #5 | X_Happyname_X | -2.84 | 31 | 56 |





