








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3041 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2256 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3541 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3284 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $398,960 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 509 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fubar | 70% | 47 |
| #2 | Taiku | 62% | 258 |
| #3 | Sneakyy | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fubar | 70% | 47 |
| #2 | Taiku | 62% | 258 |
| #3 | Sneakyy | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taiku | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Sneakyy | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taiku | 766 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | Fubar | 236 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #3 | Sneakyy | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taiku | +3.39 | 72 | 55 |
| #2 | jmd | +2.36 | 72 | 60 |
| #3 | Fubar | +0.78 | 74 | 50 |
| #4 | Sneakyy | -1.17 | 54 | 15 |





