








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 566 | 23% |
| Smokes | 754 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 529 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 577 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $277,931 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WaterBottle | 46% | 95 |
| #2 | Cobra | 46% | 65 |
| #3 | 99 emoji | 40% | 40 |
| #4 | LeCap | 39% | 23 |
| #5 | Ice Spice | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WaterBottle | 142 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Cobra | 93 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | kyrsk | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bertla001 | 36 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | LeCap | 24 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WaterBottle | +6.02 | 82 | 39 |
| #2 | Ice Spice | +3.28 | 87 | 35 |
| #3 | Cobra | +1.59 | 82 | 37 |
| #4 | LeCap | +1.36 | 88 | 36 |
| #5 | kyrsk | -0.17 | 53 | 36 |





