








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1525 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1013 matches | ||
| Faceit | 187 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 154 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




136 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12654 | 29% |
| Smokes | 11476 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 10044 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 10135 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,576,660 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 379 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AkuZ | 66% | 65 |
| #2 | Llleiddbäkkkk | 61% | 128 |
| #3 | sergioxo187 | 58% | 69 |
| #4 | J | 51% | 121 |
| #5 | HEHE=D | 51% | 367 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | J | 51% | 121 |
| #5 | HEHE=D | 51% | 367 |
| #6 | BeiZi | 48% | 94 |
| #7 | WassupMikädiili | 46% | 158 |
| #8 | jallu` | 41% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEHE=D | 57 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | WassupMikädiili | 36 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | J | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Llleiddbäkkkk | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | BeiZi | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEHE=D | 2296 | 0.30 | 75 min |
| #2 | WassupMikädiili | 1009 | 0.31 | 35 min |
| #3 | Llleiddbäkkkk | 604 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #4 | sergioxo187 | 493 | 0.31 | 16 min |
| #5 | AkuZ | 384 | 0.28 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Llleiddbäkkkk | +1.53 | 67 | 65 |
| #2 | HEHE=D | +1.44 | 44 | 77 |
| #3 | AkuZ | +0.80 | 48 | 65 |
| #4 | LK | +0.53 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | BeiZi | +0.47 | 46 | 70 |





