








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,211 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2026 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2218 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 713 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1254 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,326,155 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gat Man | 52% | 153 |
| #2 | Rotten | 49% | 99 |
| #3 | Brr Brr | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | Fredo | 46% | 127 |
| #5 | TAN | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Rotten | 49% | 99 |
| #3 | Brr Brr | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | Fredo | 46% | 127 |
| #5 | TAN | 43% | 44 |
| #6 | AdamBB | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fredo | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Gat Man | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Rotten | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Brr Brr | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | TAN | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rotten | 414 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | Fredo | 405 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | Gat Man | 175 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Brr Brr | 65 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | TAN | 60 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rotten | +1.91 | 71 | 66 |
| #2 | Brr Brr | +0.27 | 61 | 59 |
| #3 | Fredo | +0.22 | 68 | 59 |
| #4 | ENAMOBBESEGNO | -0.42 | 68 | 58 |
| #5 | TAN | -0.63 | 62 | 36 |





