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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
685 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,929 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1091 | 37% |
| Smokes | 519 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 662 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 657 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $307,649 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oGolfista | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | Veio Da Lancha Te Banca | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | S C A F_ | 38% | 8 |
| #4 | B R I N K I N | 27% | 11 |
| #5 | Furkzao | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oGolfista | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | Veio Da Lancha Te Banca | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | S C A F_ | 38% | 8 |
| #4 | B R I N K I N | 27% | 11 |
| #5 | Furkzao | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B R I N K I N | 1 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Furkzao | 1 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veio Da Lancha Te Banca | 104 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | Furkzao | 45 | 0.30 | 2 min |
| #3 | B R I N K I N | 43 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | oGolfista | 39 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | S C A F_ | 36 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oGolfista | +5.78 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | B R I N K I N | +1.89 | 46 | 64 |
| #3 | Veio Da Lancha Te Banca | +1.62 | 65 | 64 |
| #4 | Furkzao | +0.24 | 46 | 73 |
| #5 | S C A F_ | -1.31 | 25 | 84 |





