








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 646 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7042 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7203 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5791 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4921 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1769 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,042,209 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charmander | +5.40 | 86 | 24 |
| #2 | they talk about my 30 taps | +4.73 | 89 | 20 |
| #3 | r1a | +2.83 | 74 | 76 |
| #4 | fafaqweqwe | +2.19 | 82 | 15 |
| #5 | .bϟank | +1.85 | 74 | 69 |





