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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
38 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 263 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 99 | 38% |
| Smokes | 19 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 84 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 61 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $9,857 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bulL$h!t.esT* | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Rainuu | 43% | 7 |
| #3 | MR FREKI | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | rozz | 27% | 11 |
| #5 | BMW E36 | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Rainuu | 43% | 7 |
| #3 | MR FREKI | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | rozz | 27% | 11 |
| #5 | BMW E36 | 25% | 8 |
| #6 | Poobel | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rozz | 2 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | BMW E36 | 2 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | Poobel | 1 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | Rainuu | 1 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poobel | 13 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | rozz | 11 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | MR FREKI | 11 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #4 | Rainuu | 9 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | BMW E36 | 7 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rainuu | +2.49 | 58 | 61 |
| #2 | bulL$h!t.esT* | +2.36 | 67 | 60 |
| #3 | rozz | -1.22 | 44 | 63 |
| #4 | BMW E36 | -1.83 | 44 | 39 |
| #5 | MR FREKI | -2.90 | 30 | 49 |





