








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 46 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
389 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 428 | 24% |
| Smokes | 508 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 360 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 494 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $133,682 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Odja | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | XonaPuto- | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | Fumarelia | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | theRword | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | Lil Husky | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Odja | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | XonaPuto- | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | Fumarelia | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | theRword | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | Lil Husky | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | theRword | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XonaPuto- | 142 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | theRword | 103 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | Odja | 23 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lil Husky | 19 | 0.35 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fumarelia | 15 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XonaPuto- | +3.87 | 86 | 78 |
| #2 | Lil Husky | +3.40 | 66 | 70 |
| #3 | Odja | +1.52 | 70 | 81 |
| #4 | theRword | +1.16 | 69 | 82 |
| #5 | Mole1ro | -1.62 | 56 | 64 |





