








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 490 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2035 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,719 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1645 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1604 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1294 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1176 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $827,034 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Llamauter🧙🏻 | 52% | 101 |
| #6 | korte22 | 51% | 108 |
| #7 | KöLi | 50% | 32 |
| #8 | SyFlex | 48% | 33 |
| #9 | Aimilokki :D | 47% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | korte22 | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Agent Smith | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Aimilokki :D | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Llamauter🧙🏻 | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | KöLi | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aimilokki :D | +2.41 | 71 | 66 |
| #2 | vuldu :) | +1.14 | 54 | 54 |
| #3 | Agent Smith | +1.13 | 62 | 67 |
| #4 | SenZei | +0.39 | 58 | 61 |
| #5 | SyFlex | -0.03 | 78 | 33 |





