








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,650 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 479 | 29% |
| Smokes | 440 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 284 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 447 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $212,400 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sledu | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | | 86% | 7 |
| #3 | Antero | 69% | 13 |
| #4 | work harder child | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | mesironaldo3 | 67% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | work harder child | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | mesironaldo3 | 67% | 27 |
| #6 | Shroompa | 65% | 26 |
| #7 | y4Rm0L3NkO | 64% | 28 |
| #8 | Virta | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | y4Rm0L3NkO | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | mesironaldo3 | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | | 1 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mesironaldo3 | 151 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #2 | y4Rm0L3NkO | 89 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Virta | 40 | 0.37 | 2 min |
| #4 | Antero | 34 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | | 31 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | work harder child | +4.43 | 56 | 43 |
| #2 | Foggerr ♡ | +2.84 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | | +2.06 | 52 | 53 |
| #4 | mesironaldo3 | +1.42 | 75 | 79 |
| #5 | Sledu | +0.43 | 72 | 68 |





