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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1880 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1757 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1253 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1369 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $327,380 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nakkipiilo | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Silverblood | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | aamukahvi.cs ✪ | 52% | 54 |
| #4 | Mayhkis | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nakkipiilo | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Silverblood | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | aamukahvi.cs ✪ | 52% | 54 |
| #4 | Mayhkis | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aamukahvi.cs ✪ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Silverblood | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mayhkis | 120 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | aamukahvi.cs ✪ | 71 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Silverblood | 61 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nakkipiilo | 49 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aamukahvi.cs ✪ | +1.98 | 92 | 57 |
| #2 | Mayhkis | +1.20 | 64 | 62 |
| #3 | Nakkipiilo | +0.55 | 64 | 66 |
| #4 | KingSnakeMike | -0.42 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | Silverblood | -1.81 | 28 | 66 |





