








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 509 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1362 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 707 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1046 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1117 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1074 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $784,327 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 265 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Ohzora | 60% | 53 |
| #6 | Unusual | 58% | 19 |
| #7 | Moninanana | 58% | 185 |
| #8 | vaniixx | 54% | 35 |
| #9 | 3Jens | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moninanana | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Smill With | 7 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | Ohzora | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Unusual | 4 | 0.0112 |
| #5 | vaniixx | 3 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moninanana | 490 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | Ohzora | 183 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Smill With | 175 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| #4 | vaniixx | 137 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Unusual | 124 | 0.35 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smill With | +2.82 | 70 | 84 |
| #2 | Unusual | +2.51 | 71 | 72 |
| #3 | Valerie | +2.13 | 63 | 17 |
| #4 | Moninanana | +1.90 | 57 | 60 |
| #5 | Mxey | +1.77 | 51 | 52 |





