








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 842 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 567 matches | ||
| Wingman | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11064 | 27% |
| Smokes | 11520 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 10078 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7902 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,219,187 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 496 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | polluri | +7.95 | 88 | 75 |
| #2 | ✪ kaniisx | +5.70 | 82 | 56 |
| #3 | ☠LuckyOwnage☠ | +5.18 | 89 | 60 |
| #4 | positiveguy2 | +4.36 | 86 | 63 |
| #5 | Badwarrior | +2.61 | 87 | 58 |





