








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2477 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 695 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11548 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,174 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10744 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6670 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8156 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6604 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,769,775 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milfy | 53% | 135 |
| #2 | BOND 👀🔫 | 48% | 126 |
| #3 | Frawst | 47% | 448 |
| #4 | ✪ Melty | 46% | 141 |
| #5 | masoncooper669 | 42% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BOND 👀🔫 | 48% | 126 |
| #3 | Frawst | 47% | 448 |
| #4 | ✪ Melty | 46% | 141 |
| #5 | masoncooper669 | 42% | 111 |
| #6 | Rootin Tootin cowboy shootin | 30% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frawst | 40 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | ✪ Melty | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Rootin Tootin cowboy shootin | 11 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | masoncooper669 | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Milfy | 8 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frawst | 920 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #2 | BOND 👀🔫 | 368 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | masoncooper669 | 268 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | ✪ Melty | 259 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | Milfy | 108 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOND 👀🔫 | +3.39 | 95 | 61 |
| #2 | Frawst | +0.51 | 59 | 54 |
| #3 | Thumb | +0.02 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | ✪ Melty | -1.80 | 46 | 55 |
| #5 | masoncooper669 | -2.13 | 34 | 70 |





