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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
27 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 0 | 0% |
| Smokes | 4 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 9 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 5 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $12,828 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aspyryan | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | i3b3n | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | JohnLikesSnow | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aspyryan | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | i3b3n | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | JohnLikesSnow | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i3b3n | 1 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | JohnLikesSnow | 1 | 0.0152 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i3b3n | 16 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| #2 | JohnLikesSnow | 8 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | Aspyryan | 5 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JohnLikesSnow | +2.62 | 81 | 34 |
| #2 | ImaginaryWhale | +0.47 | 73 | 14 |
| #3 | Aspyryan | +0.11 | 64 | 33 |
| #4 | i3b3n | -2.09 | 66 | 62 |





