








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1490 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,651 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2359 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2055 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1815 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1422 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $219,462 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Jari | 44% | 32 |
| #7 | saviruukku | 42% | 24 |
| #8 | neuvonantaja | 40% | 10 |
| #9 | rraimi | 38% | 8 |
| #10 | janne. | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kusipaska2 | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Jari | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | saviruukku | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Kirjosiipikäpylintu | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kusipaska2 | +1.62 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | Jimm | +0.57 | 68 | 75 |
| #3 | neuvonantaja | -0.41 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | Jari | -0.47 | 53 | 66 |
| #5 | saviruukku | -0.54 | 73 | 69 |





