








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 227 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 579 | 14% |
| Smokes | 963 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1399 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1088 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $606,483 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kattenstroth | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | -ynK | 51% | 125 |
| #3 | -Whizz | 47% | 74 |
| #4 | daaN | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | Ravn | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | -Whizz | 47% | 74 |
| #4 | daaN | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | Ravn | 46% | 52 |
| #6 | cHariZma | 44% | 27 |
| #7 | yunutycravatty | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Whizz | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | -ynK | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Ravn | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | cHariZma | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | daaN | 2 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -ynK | 512 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | -Whizz | 208 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Kattenstroth | 123 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ravn | 95 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | cHariZma | 88 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cHariZma | +0.71 | 72 | 64 |
| #2 | Erik die Katze | +0.47 | 73 | 43 |
| #3 | daaN | +0.46 | 56 | 67 |
| #4 | -Whizz | +0.46 | 41 | 57 |
| #5 | Ravn | -0.44 | 65 | 55 |





