








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3883 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,518 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4197 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3517 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4013 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2791 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,374,823 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Also Brxsie | 56% | 73 |
| #2 | Shiro | 47% | 285 |
| #3 | Brxsie | 45% | 225 |
| #4 | VanityXIX | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Also Brxsie | 56% | 73 |
| #2 | Shiro | 47% | 285 |
| #3 | Brxsie | 45% | 225 |
| #4 | VanityXIX | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brxsie | 11 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Shiro | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Also Brxsie | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | VanityXIX | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brxsie | 588 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | Shiro | 288 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | Also Brxsie | 223 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | VanityXIX | 89 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Also Brxsie | +4.86 | 74 | 69 |
| #2 | Brxsie | +4.38 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | VanityXIX | +2.94 | 82 | 41 |
| #4 | Shiro | -1.60 | 72 | 30 |
| #5 | alxcypher | -1.93 | 39 | 53 |





