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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 395 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4906 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6847 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7287 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6692 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,711,015 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 799 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Malnoir | 58% | 76 |
| #2 | Skandal | 57% | 63 |
| #3 | Nekare | 51% | 37 |
| #4 | vodkabull0 | 50% | 72 |
| #5 | JsH | 49% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Malnoir | +4.12 | 86 | 45 |
| #2 | wig@surf | +2.06 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | twerkelele | +1.11 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | JsH | +1.02 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | Skandal | +0.61 | 61 | 77 |





