








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 362 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2143 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2533 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1713 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1901 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $499,185 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tooms | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | SAme | 49% | 74 |
| #3 | Xandrix | 46% | 120 |
| #4 | Ag | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tooms | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | SAme | 49% | 74 |
| #3 | Xandrix | 46% | 120 |
| #4 | Ag | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xandrix | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | SAme | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Ag | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xandrix | 317 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Ag | 138 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | SAme | 108 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | tooms | 84 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tooms | +2.24 | 71 | 60 |
| #2 | SAme | +0.43 | 60 | 54 |
| #3 | Context | +0.29 | 70 | 59 |
| #4 | Ag | -0.11 | 48 | 54 |
| #5 | Xandrix | -2.29 | 40 | 67 |





