








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1456 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1598 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1194 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1004 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $809,075 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Natural | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Robitussin Enthusiast | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | S10 | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | TiDex | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | ★ Vize ★ | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | S10 | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | TiDex | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | ★ Vize ★ | 47% | 19 |
| #6 | meli | 43% | 14 |
| #7 | The Haliban | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TiDex | 4 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | The Haliban | 4 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | S10 | 3 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robitussin Enthusiast | 85 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | ★ Vize ★ | 76 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | S10 | 76 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | meli | 36 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | The Haliban | 35 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robitussin Enthusiast | +2.93 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | S10 | +2.45 | 47 | 75 |
| #3 | TiDex | +0.46 | 70 | 43 |
| #4 | Montie | -0.31 | 67 | 54 |
| #5 | meli | -0.72 | 61 | 62 |





