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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 308 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1436 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3102 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2333 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2286 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,307,741 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HYPER | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | v1pper | 51% | 185 |
| #3 | fuilherme | 49% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HYPER | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | v1pper | 51% | 185 |
| #3 | fuilherme | 49% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1pper | 28 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | fuilherme | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | HYPER | 4 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1pper | 368 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #2 | fuilherme | 322 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | HYPER | 29 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HYPER | +1.96 | 42 | 63 |
| #2 | st0rm | +1.26 | 69 | 51 |
| #3 | v1pper | +0.69 | 71 | 64 |
| #4 | fuilherme | -1.50 | 49 | 56 |





