








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2973 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,689 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1385 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2280 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1975 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1049 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $874,487 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bridler | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | Tedito | 60% | 45 |
| #3 | ☣Peli☣ | 51% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bridler | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | Tedito | 60% | 45 |
| #3 | ☣Peli☣ | 51% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☣Peli☣ | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Tedito | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Bridler | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tedito | 213 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | ☣Peli☣ | 33 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | Bridler | 23 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tedito | +2.97 | 75 | 81 |
| #2 | Endstyle | +0.28 | 76 | 47 |
| #3 | ☣Peli☣ | -0.18 | 48 | 28 |
| #4 | Bridler | -0.26 | 69 | 62 |





