








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 326 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,037 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1443 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1595 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2109 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1890 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $406,283 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 860 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 99 Hitpoints | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | BangBangPewPew | 58% | 223 |
| #3 | illuu :3 | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | FlexxeN | 57% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 99 Hitpoints | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | BangBangPewPew | 58% | 223 |
| #3 | illuu :3 | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | FlexxeN | 57% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BangBangPewPew | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | FlexxeN | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BangBangPewPew | 465 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | FlexxeN | 85 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | 99 Hitpoints | 85 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #4 | illuu :3 | 11 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TR1CK | +2.68 | 80 | 64 |
| #2 | 99 Hitpoints | +1.58 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | BangBangPewPew | +1.38 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | illuu :3 | -3.43 | 54 | 55 |
| #5 | FlexxeN | -3.45 | 46 | 48 |





