








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,304 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1271 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2019 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 955 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1059 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $829,343 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kecmanović | 53% | 36 |
| #2 | Blåhaj | 51% | 98 |
| #3 | Hampteri08 | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | thonk | 50% | 28 |
| #5 | Karppi | 49% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Hampteri08 | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | thonk | 50% | 28 |
| #5 | Karppi | 49% | 57 |
| #6 | KevinSpcy | 47% | 89 |
| #7 | Esson | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blåhaj | 13 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | KevinSpcy | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Karppi | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Kecmanović | 5 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Esson | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blåhaj | 429 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | KevinSpcy | 369 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | Karppi | 211 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Esson | 125 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kecmanović | 103 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMe | +2.39 | 70 | 54 |
| #2 | Kecmanović | -0.32 | 55 | 38 |
| #3 | Karppi | -0.44 | 25 | 57 |
| #4 | Blåhaj | -0.67 | 61 | 67 |
| #5 | Esson | -1.45 | 37 | 70 |





