








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 190 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2160 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,308 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 882 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1898 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3114 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 1414 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $717,040 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viruzz | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | Chrille | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | hæst | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | BUUS | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | Re1ax | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viruzz | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | Chrille | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | hæst | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | BUUS | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | Re1ax | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrille | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viruzz | 130 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | BUUS | 33 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Re1ax | 27 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | hæst | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viruzz | +0.94 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | hæst | +0.78 | 80 | 38 |
| #3 | Verdensmanden | +0.53 | 64 | 46 |
| #4 | Chrille | -0.23 | 59 | 24 |
| #5 | BUUS | -1.13 | 70 | 45 |





