








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 733 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2501 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1104 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1300 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2511 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1462 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,595,637 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 778 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huelli | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | johNson8d | 61% | 93 |
| #3 | Jannyy | 57% | 189 |
| #4 | ✪ertsa02 | 56% | 192 |
| #5 | DJ Pate BETS.gg | 54% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jannyy | 58 | 0.0156 |
| #2 | ✪ertsa02 | 26 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | johNson8d | 16 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | NXLO | 9 | 0.0124 |
| #5 | DJ Pate BETS.gg | 6 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NXLO | +6.78 | 87 | 56 |
| #2 | johNson8d | +4.27 | 94 | 63 |
| #3 | ✪ertsa02 | +2.99 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | Huelli | +2.60 | 73 | 59 |
| #5 | DJ Pate BETS.gg | +1.86 | 71 | 52 |





