








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 349 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Wingman | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1274 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2995 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2376 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2403 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,171,302 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dop | 63% | 41 |
| #2 | Woody | 55% | 67 |
| #3 | Gorm | 49% | 412 |
| #4 | TheStr0m | 48% | 93 |
| #5 | ChromieHomie | 46% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gorm | 1217 | 0.16 | 29 min |
| #2 | ChromieHomie | 620 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | Dop | 111 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Woody | 67 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | TheStr0m | 60 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dop | +5.53 | 70 | 67 |
| #2 | Gorm | +1.16 | 55 | 56 |
| #3 | TheStr0m | +1.15 | 75 | 27 |
| #4 | ChromieHomie | +1.05 | 61 | 58 |
| #5 | Woody | -0.05 | 52 | 45 |





