








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 287 | 24% |
| Smokes | 295 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 456 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 155 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $94,105 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lauris | 52% | 44 |
| #2 | pew pew | 49% | 43 |
| #3 | ВАЧ ДЕМО | 14% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lauris | 52% | 44 |
| #2 | pew pew | 49% | 43 |
| #3 | ВАЧ ДЕМО | 14% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pew pew | 15 | 0.0188 |
| #2 | ВАЧ ДЕМО | 9 | 0.0353 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pew pew | 156 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | ВАЧ ДЕМО | 18 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | Lauris | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pew pew | +6.90 | 81 | 43 |
| #2 | Lauris | +0.67 | 49 | 17 |
| #3 | UKM | -1.09 | 42 | 24 |
| #4 | ВАЧ ДЕМО | -3.60 | 33 | 20 |





