








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1600 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,219 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 351 | 29% |
| Smokes | 386 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 226 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 256 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $444,939 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3062 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benjamin | 88% | 17 |
| #2 | ' | 86% | 28 |
| #3 | Jinstorm | 81% | 16 |
| #4 | N | 65% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benjamin | 88% | 17 |
| #2 | ' | 86% | 28 |
| #3 | Jinstorm | 81% | 16 |
| #4 | N | 65% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benjamin | 1 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Jinstorm | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ' | 46 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | N | 24 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | benjamin | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Jinstorm | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jinstorm | +8.33 | 86 | 59 |
| #2 | benjamin | +8.16 | 95 | 58 |
| #3 | N | +5.89 | 93 | 49 |
| #4 | ' | +5.25 | 91 | 59 |
| #5 | 𐕣 Valak | +3.68 | 88 | 30 |





