








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,703 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1674 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2055 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 6140 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 4834 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,383,332 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 804 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -jeqer | 46% | 253 |
| #2 | frederiko | 46% | 445 |
| #3 | FearZin | 44% | 341 |
| #4 | Gibb4nn | 44% | 105 |
| #5 | Uno reverse Tuppkam | 44% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | frederiko | 46% | 445 |
| #3 | FearZin | 44% | 341 |
| #4 | Gibb4nn | 44% | 105 |
| #5 | Uno reverse Tuppkam | 44% | 142 |
| #6 | BodegaBob | 40% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frederiko | 101 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | -jeqer | 30 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | FearZin | 26 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Uno reverse Tuppkam | 13 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | BodegaBob | 12 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frederiko | 1471 | 0.16 | 40 min |
| #2 | -jeqer | 478 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | BodegaBob | 365 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #4 | FearZin | 188 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | Uno reverse Tuppkam | 163 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frederiko | +6.35 | 87 | 69 |
| #2 | -jeqer | +0.94 | 71 | 52 |
| #3 | CornDholio | +0.54 | 79 | 51 |
| #4 | Uno reverse Tuppkam | +0.34 | 73 | 51 |
| #5 | FearZin | -1.89 | 77 | 37 |





