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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 104 | 71% |
| Smokes | 6 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 24 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 12 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $69,097 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The UBG | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | exenny | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | aebr | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | jpeg | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The UBG | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | exenny | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | aebr | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | jpeg | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jpeg | 7 | 0.0187 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jpeg | 65 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | aebr | 7 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | exenny | 5 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | The UBG | 4 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The UBG | +8.22 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | jpeg | +3.58 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | aebr | +1.23 | 87 | 52 |
| #4 | exenny | -0.24 | 14 | 51 |
| #5 | JEL | -4.25 | 52 | 29 |





