








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 135 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 150 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,102 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3487 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2426 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 7359 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 4830 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,943,825 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barrabás | 52% | 42 |
| #2 | Sean | 50% | 220 |
| #3 | Ykez CSGOSKINS | 48% | 462 |
| #4 | Tutubarão Baterista | 48% | 344 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barrabás | 52% | 42 |
| #2 | Sean | 50% | 220 |
| #3 | Ykez CSGOSKINS | 48% | 462 |
| #4 | Tutubarão Baterista | 48% | 344 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ykez CSGOSKINS | 24 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Sean | 15 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Tutubarão Baterista | 12 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | barrabás | 5 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tutubarão Baterista | 514 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #2 | Ykez CSGOSKINS | 487 | 0.05 | 13 min |
| #3 | barrabás | 128 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Sean | 86 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barrabás | +6.65 | 65 | 54 |
| #2 | Sean | +4.11 | 83 | 27 |
| #3 | Ykez CSGOSKINS | -0.57 | 29 | 55 |
| #4 | Tutubarão Baterista | -0.63 | 48 | 57 |
| #5 | Bala de Canhão csgoskins | -1.51 | 37 | 45 |





