








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1221 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1553 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1446 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2199 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $573,239 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Razor | 23 | 0.0163 |
| #2 | Odyssey | 14 | 0.0136 |
| #3 | HavoK☺™ | 13 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | OnTheSpotLive_T.TV | 12 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | Zaris | 10 | 0.0152 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Razor | 380 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #2 | Zaris | 207 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| #3 | OnTheSpotLive_T.TV | 179 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | HavoK☺™ | 155 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Quilliami | 149 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaris | +4.87 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | Razor | +0.23 | 65 | 55 |
| #3 | HavoK☺™ | +0.22 | 50 | 67 |
| #4 | Odyssey | -0.05 | 50 | 39 |
| #5 | OnTheSpotLive_T.TV | -0.10 | 52 | 43 |





