








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 534 | 21% |
| Smokes | 473 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 546 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1022 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $552,705 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tor | 52% | 56 |
| #2 | Pendragon | 51% | 51 |
| #3 | krm666 | 50% | 127 |
| #4 | Pastèque | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | Saatz | 47% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Pendragon | 51% | 51 |
| #3 | krm666 | 50% | 127 |
| #4 | Pastèque | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | Saatz | 47% | 85 |
| #6 | Inside | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krm666 | 14 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Pastèque | 5 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Saatz | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Tor | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krm666 | 495 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | Saatz | 190 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Tor | 158 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Pendragon | 114 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pastèque | 63 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inside | +2.97 | 78 | 57 |
| #2 | Tor | +2.17 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | krm666 | +1.51 | 88 | 68 |
| #4 | AppOlO | -0.71 | 49 | 54 |
| #5 | Saatz | -1.02 | 72 | 51 |





