








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1463 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,496 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1788 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1480 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 208 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 1020 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $455,783 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlphaDeltaCS | 56% | 63 |
| #2 | MrQ | 50% | 129 |
| #3 | Fig Farmer | 40% | 48 |
| #4 | Schnappi #savetf2 | 23% | 13 |
| #5 | Echo | 9% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlphaDeltaCS | 56% | 63 |
| #2 | MrQ | 50% | 129 |
| #3 | Fig Farmer | 40% | 48 |
| #4 | Schnappi #savetf2 | 23% | 13 |
| #5 | Echo | 9% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrQ | 14 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | AlphaDeltaCS | 6 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Fig Farmer | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Schnappi #savetf2 | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlphaDeltaCS | 194 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | Fig Farmer | 104 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | MrQ | 102 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Echo | 15 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Schnappi #savetf2 | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlphaDeltaCS | +1.68 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | Hamdo | +0.84 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | MrQ | +0.25 | 52 | 43 |
| #4 | Fig Farmer | -2.13 | 28 | 47 |
| #5 | Echo | -4.16 | 33 | 43 |





