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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 508 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 290 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,479 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3066 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3686 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1634 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2093 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,369,756 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | N3R0 | 50% | 94 |
| #6 | COWBOY BiLL | 49% | 284 |
| #7 | rvr | 48% | 153 |
| #8 | Arfel | 47% | 47 |
| #9 | Iandalf | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N3R0 | 553 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #2 | rvr | 243 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | COWBOY BiLL | 227 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | Arfel | 192 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | SaNtO | 127 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John10Reese | +5.62 | 77 | 74 |
| #2 | ♰ Japa ♰ | +1.69 | 68 | 66 |
| #3 | rvr | +1.43 | 60 | 50 |
| #4 | N3R0 | +0.51 | 52 | 71 |
| #5 | SaNtO | +0.48 | 32 | 65 |





