








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1020 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 129 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7031 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 48,758 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9385 | 19% |
| Smokes | 13302 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 9789 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 16282 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,920,498 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Akesyu | 49% | 332 |
| #10 | bert ⛟ | 46% | 198 |
| #11 | Kartoffel_König | 45% | 87 |
| #12 | SHEEPY | 45% | 94 |
| #13 | Pandy | 44% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f¡nn | +5.54 | 77 | 65 |
| #2 | bert ⛟ | +5.28 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | F1scher | +3.73 | 79 | 44 |
| #4 | PhilNP | +3.10 | 84 | 48 |
| #5 | THEMonk | +2.57 | 64 | 59 |





