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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 696 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 878 | 44% |
| Smokes | 280 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 335 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 486 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $239,918 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tristan Culer | 54% | 99 |
| #2 | BigNuts | 52% | 44 |
| #3 | Odunx | 48% | 61 |
| #4 | Keaster | 44% | 16 |
| #5 | Rouflakekette | 41% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tristan Culer | +2.78 | 59 | 67 |
| #2 | Keaster | +1.11 | 33 | 60 |
| #3 | Rouflakekette | -0.13 | 27 | 46 |
| #4 | Odunx | -0.38 | 37 | 62 |
| #5 | Ouiphy | -0.46 | 17 | 26 |





