








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1205 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 794 | 19% |
| Smokes | 986 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1497 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 965 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $601,440 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sodach | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Winterdreams | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | T4x R3LiEf | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | Kee'Vin | 33% | 9 |
| #5 | DingoFun | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sodach | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Winterdreams | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | T4x R3LiEf | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | Kee'Vin | 33% | 9 |
| #5 | DingoFun | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T4x R3LiEf | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T4x R3LiEf | 53 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | Winterdreams | 49 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Kee'Vin | 34 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sodach | 26 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | DingoFun | 21 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Munkeren | -0.10 | 44 | 57 |
| #2 | T4x R3LiEf | -0.35 | 26 | 52 |
| #3 | Winterdreams | -1.00 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | Kee'Vin | -1.16 | 63 | 80 |
| #5 | Sodach | -2.59 | 43 | 72 |





