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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 182 | 46% |
| Smokes | 58 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 43 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 117 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $74,600 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR CLEN | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Patrick Beverly | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | LordBluue_ | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | Costanza | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR CLEN | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Patrick Beverly | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | LordBluue_ | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | Costanza | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR CLEN | 3 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | Costanza | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Patrick Beverly | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patrick Beverly | 33 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | MR CLEN | 25 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Costanza | 18 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | LordBluue_ | 3 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR CLEN | +3.07 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | Patrick Beverly | +0.03 | 23 | 64 |
| #3 | Batchlord | -2.05 | 62 | 33 |
| #4 | Costanza | -2.85 | 67 | 56 |
| #5 | LordBluue_ | -4.57 | 19 | 27 |





