








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 97 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1008 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 664 | 18% |
| Smokes | 823 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1066 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1199 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $664,939 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mephistopheles | 58% | 45 |
| #2 | Leth4lity | 55% | 69 |
| #3 | Johnson Trate | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | JanTo24 | 44% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mephistopheles | 58% | 45 |
| #2 | Leth4lity | 55% | 69 |
| #3 | Johnson Trate | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | JanTo24 | 44% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mephistopheles | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Leth4lity | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | JanTo24 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leth4lity | 400 | 0.27 | 12 min |
| #2 | Mephistopheles | 150 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Johnson Trate | 46 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | JanTo24 | 17 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leth4lity | +2.49 | 80 | 77 |
| #2 | Felixking❃Saiyajin | -0.24 | 58 | 51 |
| #3 | Mephistopheles | -0.85 | 63 | 69 |
| #4 | Johnson Trate | -1.22 | 33 | 69 |
| #5 | JanTo24 | -3.21 | 57 | 33 |





