








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1059 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 537 matches | ||
| Faceit | 277 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6514 | 20% |
| Smokes | 8660 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8692 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 9454 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,932,180 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrooK | 71% | 58 |
| #2 | toph | 58% | 382 |
| #3 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | 57% | 51 |
| #4 | specterSRB | 56% | 62 |
| #5 | DöserNr1 | 55% | 443 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Sensei Daniel | 53% | 442 |
| #7 | Kired | 52% | 63 |
| #8 | Nasuada auf Dancepad | 52% | 83 |
| #9 | zornik' | 46% | 54 |
| #10 | KATZENRAKETE- | 44% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sensei Daniel | 14 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | toph | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | DöserNr1 | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Nasuada auf Dancepad | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Kired | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toph | 617 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #2 | Sensei Daniel | 581 | 0.06 | 14 min |
| #3 | DöserNr1 | 369 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #4 | Kired | 209 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | Nasuada auf Dancepad | 184 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nightmare. | +3.00 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | +1.68 | 79 | 70 |
| #3 | zornik' | +0.73 | 78 | 52 |
| #4 | KATZENRAKETE- | +0.29 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | Kired | +0.21 | 61 | 67 |





