








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 520 | 21% |
| Smokes | 604 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 667 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 629 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,203 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | foenne | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | Young | 57% | 28 |
| #6 | AimightyTTV | 52% | 31 |
| #7 | IcsyG | 45% | 11 |
| #8 | Klarborg98 | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AimightyTTV | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Young | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrissovich | 89 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | foenne | 72 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | AimightyTTV | 20 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | IcsyG | 13 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Young | 11 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tramper torben | +7.84 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | Chrissovich | +5.34 | 89 | 74 |
| #3 | Young | +2.26 | 74 | 43 |
| #4 | IcsyG | +1.38 | 85 | 70 |
| #5 | foenne | +1.19 | 82 | 48 |





