








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 743 matches | ||
| Wingman | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




113 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8535 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7617 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6313 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5447 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5409 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,201,941 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4604 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inventmoments | 52% | 215 |
| #2 | HorseGirl2007 | 48% | 260 |
| #3 | itsjustshivs | 41% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inventmoments | 52% | 215 |
| #2 | HorseGirl2007 | 48% | 260 |
| #3 | itsjustshivs | 41% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HorseGirl2007 | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Inventmoments | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | itsjustshivs | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inventmoments | 790 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #2 | HorseGirl2007 | 718 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #3 | itsjustshivs | 66 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inventmoments | +1.03 | 69 | 60 |
| #2 | Popeye the Sailor | +0.66 | 69 | 50 |
| #3 | HorseGirl2007 | +0.05 | 59 | 56 |
| #4 | itsjustshivs | -2.91 | 20 | 45 |





