








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,907 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2901 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1900 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2092 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2014 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $529,635 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 49 | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | nougat05 | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | PIZZATO | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | Perttu Pääkkönen ۩ | 67% | 12 |
| #5 | Bababoy | 67% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1se ♛ | 720 | 0.29 | 22 min |
| #2 | Le Criquet Du Far-West | 79 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | nougat05 | 75 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | Perttu Pääkkönen ۩ | 64 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | Beene | 51 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perttu Pääkkönen ۩ | +4.07 | 68 | 83 |
| #2 | PIZZATO | +3.00 | 87 | 61 |
| #3 | Deadra | +2.08 | 86 | 70 |
| #4 | r1se ♛ | +1.19 | 73 | 81 |
| #5 | Le Criquet Du Far-West | +1.03 | 64 | 70 |





