








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,907 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 852 | 22% |
| Smokes | 826 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1241 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 988 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $373,975 of utility $237 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 277 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ranger7700DK#likeAshadow | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | x7kablyat | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | Staqe | 38% | 53 |
| #4 | wariel | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | Boga^ | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Staqe | 35 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #2 | wariel | 29 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | Boga^ | 18 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | lind | 14 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | x7kablyat | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wariel | +4.21 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | x7kablyat | +0.64 | 71 | 43 |
| #3 | Staqe | +0.40 | 31 | 69 |
| #4 | Boga^ | -0.28 | 71 | 71 |
| #5 | Mista89 | -1.24 | 40 | 77 |





