








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
742 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,413 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 375 | 27% |
| Smokes | 388 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 368 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 282 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $109,566 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SupaKoopA | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | [D]ear[M]artyr | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | YourFace | 1 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Riaan Cruy Cruy | 1 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | SolarSurfer | 1 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SupaKoopA | 76 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | DTD #DieLoodGieter | 58 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Masik3R | 40 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | YourFace | 34 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | [D]ear[M]artyr | 32 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | No/Aim™ | +6.29 | 94 | 74 |
| #2 | SupaKoopA | +3.75 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | SmokeyTheBear | +3.27 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | Riaan Cruy Cruy | +2.27 | 81 | 58 |
| #5 | Pop Corn (200 ping big dick) | +0.39 | 47 | 72 |





